Every time I see this, I worry that it’s a warning message from hungry crayons out to take over the world.
both are good
If only I’d had these in kindergarten… Freaking peach. I dont believe in peach colored people. literally no one is that color. why would you not include at least one decent skin color?
My dad dated David Tennants sister when I was 9 and I was best fiends with her daughter so when I went to have a sleepover at her house David Tennant made me tea but I was unaware he was the doctor because I was only 9 and I cry about it a lot.
It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.
It’s that wonderful time of the year when we realize we have no idea what to get our loved ones and go into panic mode! Super!
So you’re doing a giveaway? Yes! I might not be able to find my mother the perfect present but I kinda know what would make some of you guys happy I think! :33 So why not give someone an early/late present, depending on what they celebrate?
RULES AND REGULATIONS: totally jacking this from my previous giveaways
no giveaway blogs this time. gomen but i don’t really want another 32,000 note thing, that was not so cool.
if the person who wins is FOLLOWING ME AT THIS MOMENT they will receive ALL of the above prizes.
if the person who wins FOLLOWS ME DURING the giveaway they will get MOST of the prizes.
if the winner is someone who DOES NOT FOLLOW ME they will still get a FEW of the prizes and a box of chocolates and tissues because it really is a shame if you don’t follow me i post quality shit like housetrapped and snk and if you’re reblogging this you have to like that junk right
reblog as much as you like, likes count, buy me a pony, same as every giveaway
ends January 1st at exactly midnight, so like when the ball drops homie
i’ll ship international since i lucked out last time and only had to ship to Utah
i’ll do a random number generator out of all the entries to pick a winner uvu
Enough rules already what can I win??? ?? prizes, right, gotcha
People who are already following me will receive:
A super fashionable cloak and jacket wowza!
A WTNV mug, i ordered two by accident :<
An arda wig (or other any wig you can find online) up to $50
Any FIVE pairs of horns, I don’t care who, alpha/beta/trickster/oc/ancerstor go crazy friend
Any FIFTEEN shirts they want, they don’t have to be homestuck character shirts either, goodness knows i have enough iron-ons to make a small wardrobe
Any hoodie from what pumpkin!
5lbs of assorted gummy candy because GUMMIES
Any pair of glasses, tz, sol, vriska, john, jake, jade, equius, dirk, meenah, you name it homie i got you
And, of course, dave shades because you’re a v cool kid
New followers will receive:
A super fashionable cloak and jacket wowza!
A WTNV mug, i ordered two by accident :<
An arda wig (or other any wig you can find online) up to $50
Any FIVE pairs of horns, I don’t care who, alpha/beta/trickster/oc/ancerstor go crazy friend
Any TEN shirts they want, they don’t have to be homestuck character shirts either, goodness knows i have enough iron-ons to make a small wardrobe
Any hoodie from what pumpkin!
5lbs of assorted gummy candy because GUMMIES
Any pair of glasses, tz, sol, vriska, john, jake, jade, equius, dirk, meenah, you name it homie i got you
And, of course, dave shades because you’re a v cool kid
People who do not follow me will receive:
A WTNV mug, i ordered two by accident :<
Any ONE pair of horns, I don’t care who, alpha/beta/trickster/oc/ancerstor go crazy friend
Any FIVE shirts they want, they don’t have to be homestuck character shirts either, goodness knows i have enough iron-ons to make a small wardrobe
5lbs of assorted gummy candy because GUMMIES
And, of course, dave shades because you’re a v cool kid
